As Click and Clack might have said, if you have something to submit, write it on the bottom of a Superior American Standard Platinum 16 SEER-rated HVAC with all-aluminum evaporator coils, steel-louvered panels, rust-proof emergency pan with multiple water safety switches, noise and vibration canceling and control package and variable speed indoor fan with comfort zone control and send it to:

HARD CRACKERS

P.O. Box 22155

Brooklyn, NY 11201

—or you can email it to: editor@hardcrackers.com